Boo! Hah, did I scare you?
No? Heh, moving on from that rather, "awkward situation", I surprisingly enough in fact have a bit of useful information which I unfortunately have to bring, which in turn will end my "streak."
I am virtually positive that many of you may remember that reasonably unforgettable Post I had first shared a number of long, tiring months before, in the midst of May? Yes, the one in which I pranced about merrily, acting as if I were a complete and utter fool, exclaiming left-and-right my pure intellect and awesomeness for remembering the one and only, Adam Gontier's Birthday? Hah, why that was an exciting day if I do say so myself, for I had at last proved you and your logical assumptions wrong! Hah! All wrong! 8D Yes, it is just too bad that such a wonderful streak must end this way.
What does this Post have to do with this supposed "streak," and what am I even muttering about in the first place, you ask? You see, it turns out that a few long weeks back, Dennis Lee's Birthday took place on July 19th, and I of course, was completely oblivious to the entire event. I did smack myself over the situation, though there wasn't too much I could do.: I had other Projects to be completed, and the 19th was far gone by that time.
In a few days following Dennis's Birthday, July 22nd had arrived, and as I casually browsed throughout the Internet without much of a point or motive, I discover news which ruined my entire Birthday-Streak as we know it.: Shane Crump, the Bassist who is addtionaly a member of Alesana had his own Birthday take place Two days following Dennis', on July 21st. What does this all represent, you ask? In a matter of a mere Three Days
Grace, I forgot both Dennis
and Shane's Birthdays. I'm not just a Loser,: I'm a
Double Loser! D:
For those of you who may be pondering: No, I could not have quickly crafted a Speedpaint for Dennis and Shane, then deviously lied to each of you concerning my "exemplary" and "proficient" memory, merely begin the cycle of moronic prancing over again! Why is this? At that very moment, I was trapped within my "Don't Download Software! They're all against you!" Phase, in which I was too fearful to Download Hypercam. Yes, I understand, there is no need to point this out to me.: I can comprehend the fact that I am a complete and utter moron for this idiotic Stage which I am still suffering through, though I cannot control the stupidity behind the situation. It is all tied to my irrational and rather strange Fear of Computer Viruses, which was caused by none other than the unclever and untalented powers of Norton. Ahh, Norton! Let us all give a round of applause for Norton!: The Anti-Antivirus! The Program that brought me into this mess in the first place!
The Program that!- Wait, what is the point I am trying to expressing with this nonsense rambling? Oh, yes.: It's not truly my fault or my occasionally terrible memory that my nonexistent Birthday-Streak has concluded! It's all the fault of Norton!
Ahh, I have no clue of what I just typed, or what relevancy it has to do with the Birthdays of Alesana Members, or this ridiculous streak I once held. In fact, I believe that I just blew my own mind. XD
I have nothing more to add to my mumbling, so I suppose you can stop reading now. XD
-Jersey.
I wonder if any of my Readers have found the Reference to a song by Red hidden in the Title? OUO
Refrigerators.