2013: Recap!

Ahh! Isn't this just too adorable? Look! It's Erik X and Curtis Rx from Creature Feature- As bouncy Pixels! Ahh, it's too cute! 8D Wow, I have such a Short-Attention Span. I honestly don't believe that it is healthy to sit here for an extended amount of time staring at this. Ahh, nevermind Health- I'm watching it otherwise! Hah, I bet you were aware of the fact that I was such a Rebel, were you? Haha! Such a Rebel.

Wait, where was I? Oh! Yes, my pointless rambling which commences nearly every stupid and ridiculous Post I share with each of you. Don't appear so negative for it! Hey, look the on the bright side- I assume that it caught your attention! Didn't it? Ahh, forget it. That's not the motives behind this Post- As you can clearly infer from the Title, we've arrived at that portion of the Year- The finals days! That is correct! Within the upcoming Five Days remaining in December, the Year of 2013 shall ultimately draw to it's final close. It's been quite the interesting Year, hasn't it? How have the events underwent and completed this Year affected my future? What have I left behind? In honor of the brilliant Year, we must complete a Blogger Tradition- The Recap.

 

2013: Recap!

It is impossible to deny that this year has certainly had bright and dark moments, concluding as quite the fascinating and extremely exciting Year. Where has 2013 brought me? Let's discover my Journey, counting simply by the Months.

 

January:

January was quite the devastating Month, and a horrid fashion to commence in the New Year. It was on the Ninth that Adam Gontier and Three Days Grace had announced his departure from the Band- Rather a shock to the complete stretch of the Fanbase. I was shattered in hearing this terrible News, and as a multitude of you understand, this affected my life for Months to bring.

Regardless of these events, I do not remember a decent amount of events which happened during January, besides the fact that it was a horrible start to my New Year.

 

February:

In February, I commenced in reading further of Adam Gontier's Story, and developed quite the hatred towards the Ex-Band Members remaining within Three Days Grace. With this, I returned from my Month-long Hiatus I had committed on this Blog to avoid question on my emotions directed towards Adam's leaving. In spite, I was still hurt over the tragic events which had happened, and as stated previously, this would continue to remain for a decent portion of the Year.

In addition, this Month was piled with terrible pieces of Vent-Artwork, most of which had absolutely nothing to do with Adam or Three Days Grace itself, and primarily focused on events in my personal Life. However, this situation was mostly resolved as the Month concluded.

 

March:

In this Month, it was announced by Adam Gontier that he was in fact, still continuing to write Music within the depths of his new Band, as he worked diligently with Benjamin Burnley from Breaking Benjamin. Though it was certain that I was not completely convinced, I was uplifted in hearing such brilliant news, though it was not eve the slightest secret that I still remained hopeless for the future. In spite of this, I did discover a new Band during March: They referred to themselves as "Alesana", and though they brought the scorned word "Screamo" to mind, I did find their Music brilliant, as I first heard "Curse Of The Virgin Canvas". I hadn't the slightest interest in listening to their Music further, however.

 

April:

Remember how I stated that I hadn't the slightest interest in continuing to listen to Alesana? Ahh, it is unfortunate to admit- I lied. Thanks to my English Teacher and Edgar Allan Poe with his brilliant Poem "The Raven", I searched deeper through the mysterious story of "The Emptiness", and I truly adored the concept behind such an Album- A Story in Song? Amazing! I loved Shawn's beautiful Voice and Dennis's deathly Screams, and the Band Members themselves

appeared quite humorous, and extremely appreciative towards their Fans. I swiftly developed quite the liking of this Band. With Bands in mind, it was announced that Breaking Benjamin's infamous Lawsuit had concluded, and Benjamin was currently within the depths of a Studio, working upon a new Album. This gave me the greatest hope I could have ever asked, and my shock over Adam's departure numbed, and slowly faded.

The Blog's Name was switched the nauseatingly nostalgic name of "Warrior Cats Now" to a creative Title which fits Me and my quirky Character perfectly: "Jersey Logic". 8D

 

May:

It is without a single doubt within the depths of my mind this this Month was a mixture of interesting and stressful events. In commencing the Month, the greatest Story was the uprising Security Issues brought to my attention, that I had never been aware of previously. The system lagged and dragged, and Viruses were continuously detected by Norton, though never officially disappearing. I was quite confused in devastation , for this caused conflict with my Studies. With School in mind, this Month brought to me a series of difficult Projects, Tests, and Homework all expected to be totally completed in time for the conclusion of the School Year in June. This caused quite the engagement in the balance of Artwork and School, though I luckily could handle the pressure. In addition to such events, Benjamin continued to progress with his newest Chapter to Breaking Benjamin, while Adam Gontier celebrated his Birthday with Music. Alesana's Music totally infected me, increasing my mere "liking" to a slight "obsession". ^^U

 

June:

Do you not understand what the Month of June signifies? Not merely Summer- Summer Vacation! Yes, this was the Month that I had at last been released from a stressful Year of School, and though I was slightly upset to say my goodbyes to such wonderful Teachers, I as extremely relieved- The Projects, Tests, and Homework were through! Summer had arriv- Oh, how I wish it has been this simple. Yes, that is correct!- I encountered a Second problem. Remember how I stated that my Computer had quite the struggle with Viruses? Ahh. In a Summary, my Family and I were forced to repair it, merely to find that there wasn't even the slightest chance of repairing the poor System. Norton fried the System in a wake of Undetected-Threats, and my Hard-Drive was in ruins. Recovering my Computer at this moment in time was hopeless- A new Computer was in order. With this, I was without a Computer for nearly a Week. Good grief. :/

 

July:

The new Computer had arrived!- A sleek, updated Computer with a magnificent Touchscreen and brilliant Antivirus Software- Sophos. I quickly discovered that Sophos was quite the wonderful piece of Software, with dedicated Workers behind its' creation. Of course, with such wonderful luck follows misfortune, as the Computer brought quite a toll upon my Artwork with the lack of Two key Softwares- HyperCam and Gimp. I panicked as I attempted to Download each of the Programs, which gave me the inability to create Speedpaints or Transparent Artwork for a series of Months. However, I still was capable of creating Picture Music Videos, which is exactly what was done in the conclusion of the Month, as I completed "Better Luck Next Time, Venus".  In spite of such flaws, a multitude of new Artwork was completed this Month. :)

 

August:

I at last mustered the strength and bravery to Download HyperCam, and to my luck the Computer was not destroyed nor corrupted in the process, which I counted as quite the victory in my perspective. ^^U I do not believe a drastic amount of events happened during this Month, though I do remember that much of it was spent in anticipation and nervousness directed at the upcoming School Year- I had discovered that I was placed in Four Honor-Rank Classes, which is the maximum amount considering my Age. In spite of my infinite list of bitter apprehensions, the events at the conclusion of August were inevitable, and I hadn't the slightest chance of avoiding them- School!

 

September:

September returned to me my regular Schedule of demanding Schoolwork, though I worked to the best of my abilities, and I can honestly confirm that School has and still is progressing wonderfully, as this Month I was too, considered and accepted for an Honors Society. Regardless of School, I continued in casually improving and progressing with my Artwork, and I discover a "new" Band- Creature Feature. Though I had listened to the amazing "A Gorey Demise" for multiple Years, it was not until this Month that I discover the remainder of their amazingly horrifying Music, and truly adored it. With Music in mind, I waited in anticipation for new Albums underway for a multitude of my favorite Bands, and though I was still angered- I found the hatred directed towards Three Days Grace sluggishly wash away.

 

October:

In addition to classic and memorable events such as My Birthday and the role granted throughout the duration of Umass Band Day, October was undeniably the most successful Month concerning Artwork this Year. As I began to delve through the Halloween Season with the piece entitled "(-BaD-BlooD-)", I progressed in creating multiple, Creature Feature inspired works to express my adoration for such a delightfully-grim Holiday- Multiple of which, have developed to the rank of my Favorite Pieces. Though this Month was not terribly exciting, it truly allowed me to appreciate Creature Feature's talents- A chance which I am extremely gracious for. If it was not for dear October, my current disposition would likely appear very much alternate than it is at this moment in time. That's slightly scary if you truly consider it. Huh. :T

 

November:

This Month consisted primarily of School-Related Activities.- Ahh, Report Cards, Grades, and Flute Solos, this was quite the productive Month indeed. Foremost, I received a Report Card to address the conclusion to the First Quarter in the School Year, and in obtaining such an important piece of Paper, it was ultimately proven that I was appropriately place within those tricky Honors Classes I worked so dearly to liberally include myself within - In fact, my lowest Grade was a "B". I was too, forced to preform a Flute Solo before the Eyes and Ears of my Band Class, and though I do not believe I did the greatest to my ability, I have been told that I sounded wonderfully, which is quite the relief greeting my ears. With Music addressed, my Month was spent eagerly anticipating new Releases from Breaking Benjamin, Alesana, and even Creature Feature. Ahh. Though Drawing this Month was not prompt, November was quite exciting.

 

December:

December has primarily been spent working upon Commissions, Drawing, and merely sitting in anticipation for Vacation- Which conveys us to this current moment in time. Here I sit, typing what might conclude as my last Post ever written during the Year of 2013. Peering backwards in time, I discover that I have had quite the productive Year. Through the Hardships and Happiness, and Memories upon Tragedies, I mustered through these challenges. I what is arguably a most difficult goal possible- A complete year. As I peer forward in time, however, all that it visible is mystery. What will 2014 introduce? How will I as a person develop and mature? How will the total World itself?

I suppose that now, only time will tell.

 

Accomplishments!

Though I understand that the majority of you reading this are currently scratching your head in Shock and Astonishment, it is true- Jersey did in fact achieve a multitude of my Goals. What were they, you ask? Allow me to enlighten you!

-I have earned exactly Eighty-Five Subscribers ever since I had first joined the YouTube community, Though it is not a drastic amount, consider this- There are exactly Eighty-Five People who are appreciative enough to watch my Animations. They haven't the slightest obligation to do likewise, they merely do by their own choice. That's amazing.

-I earned exactly One-Hundred and Forty-Four Watchers on DeviantART. Though I am just shy of One-Hundred-Fifty, and am still quite proud of this goal. As I explained with my YouTube Subscribers, this signifies that there are One-Hundred and Forty-Five people who appreciate my Artwork to a high standard without any obligation, which is inspiring to view.

-I improved at Drawing itself, progressing in my Style for Felines, Canines, and even Humans, as I worked in determination to advance my Anatomy in a multitude of areas. My Felines and Canines are distinguishable! 8D

-I've attempted a new Goal to Reply to nearly every Comment which I receive, regardless of what the Comment is, and how simple it may appear. They are all important, so why don't they all deserve Replies? O:

-I have complete multiple Picture Music Videos, Speedpaints, and Miscellaneous Animations throughout the extend of the Year, which without a proper Animation Software, I would have never expected possible.

-Though the List I could create is endless, I believe that this last accomplishment is the greatest that I could have ever completed.- I've matured, shifted, and overall, developed to what I believe is a greater Person. I've at last proved myself- In Artwork, Intelligence, and even just being a kind Person in general. I firmly believe that throughout this Year, I've presented such qualities to you- The greatest achievement that I could have ever imagined. Merely: Being Myself.

 

Final Words and Wishes of Wisdom:

Ultimately, I would merely like to wish all of you reading a wonderful New Year as 2014 slowly creeps closer to arrival. I bid to you the best of luck, greatest for fortunes, and the hope that you shall complete all Goals that you have secreted in the depths of your mind. Thank you all for such wonderful support throughout the stretch of 2013, and with this, we've only One phrase left to repeat:

 

Farwell, 2013!

Merry Christmas!

Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukah, and the hope of a wonderful New Year! :)

I hope that you have an amazing Holiday Season this year! Now, in honor of this special portion of the year, I present to you- Eros!:

Uhh.

Don't ask. XD

What I Have Gathered:

Ahh, as I begun to dive through the Researched prompted by a mysterious Download I was requested to complete, I believe I have found useful information to aid in my investigation. Here's what I have encountered at this current point in time. (I do apologize in advance if I sound as if I am speaking nonsense, mind you, I'm quite the Computer-Nerd. ^^U) :

-In the starting steps of uncovering the identity of the Anonymous File, it was quite apparent from Bing Suggestions that it was quite popular, and searched quite frequently. I reacted in positive and negative ways over this- I now was aware of that fact it was popular, hence, simple to discover the mysteries behind. Of course, this may have too meant that the File packed a powerful punch, with awful Malicious Codes such as Trojans, Malware- And for all I knew, CryptoLocker could have been hiding inside. O:

-The Search Results behind my questions did not aid me in the slightest as I attempted to relieve the increasing worries I had directed towards this oddity. Oh, you're curious as of why? Ahh. Not only did the majority of Links dropped on the Webpage appear rather shady, though many of them had Descriptions including the query of the File, alongside the word, "JavaScript." What is that, you ask? JavaScript is a Programming Language used on multiple Webpages for multiple functions. I believe this sounds logical for the File, considering that it's name ends with ".Js".

-With this, I travelled to wonderful world of Wikipedia to continue with my research. Though I found it impossible to find knowledge on the File Name itself, I did find that the beginning extension, "DPX" is an abbreviation for "Digital Picture Exchange", a Filing Format commonly used for the matters of Pictures. Ahh, a Picture-JavaScript?

-Since I had uncovered a portion of the first query, I figured that it was logical to find the second: "I.Simpli.Fi." What is it? For such pondering questions, I took my journey back through the realms of Bing, and with patience, found evidence that "I.Simpli.Fi" could possibly categorize as a Domain Service. This statement I am not positive of, though there were multiple hints hidden through the Webpage allowing me to fall to such a conclusion.

-Now, what do I have? An unknown Picture File, which appears to be coded with JavaScript. I'm not exactly sure of what harm may be caused with the mysterious Picture itself, though I am aware of the fact that the attached JavaScript is rather suspicious- Script is often used in the process of Malicious Coding, which of course leads to awful threats such as Trojans and Backdoors. A strange Picture File with suspicious JavaScript which may in fact have malice in it's Coding, offered to me by an odd Website with intentions I am unaware of. Okay, time to take my investigation to Sophos.

-As I arrived at my destination of the home of the brilliant Antivirus Software, Sophos, I figured it logical to search the query of this shady Website. "I.Simpli.Fi"- Oh. Oh! Would you look at that?

 

Sophos, you say you've found a match? A Trojan? Here, we must take a deeper look!

That I did, and as I looked throughout the Download Requests, I found a Link which I am certain that I- And You!- Have all viewed previously to this.:

 

Huh? Look at the surrounding Links! I thought Zone Alarm was an Antivirus? O:

This was a victorious and frightening moment for me. I scrolled down even further to capture a glimpse of more information.:

Once more- I though that Zone Alarm too, was an Antivirus! Huh, and Antivirus Software that gives you a Virus? Now that's just horrible! No wonder Norton hates them- They've got competition in awful Antivirus Softwares that no one should ever buy. :T

I'm shaking. Should I be crying tears filled with fear as of now, or tears filled with joy? :O

Concluding my mission, it appears that this mysterious behavior was in fact malicious, as Sophos entitles it: "Troj/BHO-TN", which is a Trojan that was first seen on May 4, 2012. I was correct. My suspicions were at last deemed true. The journey is complete.

Or so we thought.

Hah, I'm joking, it's over. Thank you all for reading, I understand that it was quite long, though I must say, I found it rather important. I feel as if I accomplish my goal- Whatever that was. XD

-Jersey. ;)

 

I Started My Research.

Wow, isn't that just my luck?

Ehh, I'm shaking now. I haven't the slightest clue of what this is.

Thanks, Bing. :I

I Caught It. O:

Ehh, do you remember that Post I shared with you at the start of this month, entitled "That Terrifying Moment When?" Ahh, in the text following the Post, I had discussed my frightening encounter with an unknown File asking me if I'd like to "Open" or "Save" it's location to my Computer? Ahh. Yes. You see, I was once more, carelessly browsing the DeviantART, when to my shock, the event had occurred for what I believe is the Third time. I calmed my panicking nerves, and swiftly and carefully took a Screen-Shot of the Webpage's Download-Bar. Here's what I found:

 

 

This is terrifying. I must do my research.

Until then,

-Jersey.

"Personal Demons" -Rufus Rex.

Aha! I have at last found a reason to create a second Post displaying a song which I particularly take pleasure in listening to, which in this case, is "Personal Demons" by Rufus Rex. Now, how did I find this song? Ahh. This is the secondary Band of Curtis Rx of Creature Feature, which is why, after taking a listen, may sound extremely similar to that of his original Band. It is an amazing song, and I highly suggest!

(If that doesn't convince you, it reminds me greatly of our favorite little murderer: That's right! Password! 8D)

 

 

Ehh, enjoy! :)

-Jersey. ;)

 

I Was Reading.

Ahh, in a state of boredom I chose to amuse myself in looking back at the Ancient Archives of 2011, merely to see what has changed since then, and compare the Past Jersey to the Present Jersey. Logical, yes? Ahh, it was wonderful, until I started to read the Posts I had presented.

Is it odd that now I have the sudden urge to build a Time Machine and travel back to that very year, and beat the Past Jersey to death with a lead pipe and an English Dictionary?

My goodness, it's an English Teacher's worse nightmare. It's a wonder on how I managed to pass in Writing that year, for I'm sure that my stories weren't much of an improvement. Heh, I wonder if I ever wrote "U" or "Dis" in my formal papers for School. Now that is a mystery.

Next time a foolish Deviant on DeviantART questions my formality on the site, I swear, I am directing them to Archives following 2011. That is that. :)

Err, continuing from that! ^^U

I understand that I am a tad bit early as I say this, though I have my reasons. Ready?

Happy Thanksgiving! (And Second DoInkerversary for Me! :))

Hah, yes! I do hope that once the Holiday arrives, you do have a wonderful day! Here is a drawing- And the Blog's New Background- To honor the day!:

 

 

Now, I'm sure you're confused, yes? Ahh. You see, Snake was upset when he found that on Thanksgiving, the starring role was the Turkey, and nothing more. This wasn't fair to Snake, being a casual Thanksgiving Chef! Was it? Mystery-Meat tasted better than an ordinary Turkey, too! In his anger, her gave himself Turkey Feathers. Thankfully for Snake, it doesn't take a genius to know not to touch that "Turkey". XD

 

"From carving Pumpkins to carving Turkey's, at least we still get to play with knives".

-Curtis Rx. Those are wise words to follow, my friend. XD

 

-Jersey. ;)

 

Yo!

Sitting here in Band Class.

Like a flipping' Boss. BD

Here, have a Curtis, 'cause I've nothing better to do. :I

So Beautiful.

 

This is one of the most amazing .Gifs I have ever seen in my entire, Internet-Life. In fact, this amuses my short attention-span even more than the one of Shawn Milke stealing Dennis's sandwich.

Goodness, I want to pet his flippin' Sideburns. 8D

Uhh, this Post is uhh, odd.

-Jersey. ;)

Gahh!

Why is it that Hypercam can't record in a Filing Format that Movie Maker doesn't have to take an hour to Process? For crying out loud, I am beginning to believe that PMVs. or should I even stretch as far as AMVs, would be easy to do compared to a simple Speedpaint!

For crying out loud. :/

Ahh, while I am at it, wish me luck! Hopefully, Hypercam won't screw with my Files, and turn my recordings into a grainy mess.

Jeez.

 

-Jersey.

Victory! 8D

Hey! You must remember each of the Posts I had previously created, each of which concerning the malicious acts of a Virus-Coded Blog that had displayed itself on my very Dashboard? Yes? Ahah, I've got wonderful news to tell! I had recently Reported it's malice to the Blogger Help systems, and you guessed it- The Blog has since been removed entirely! Isn't that great? :)

 

I'm happy now. Here, have a Shawn Milke.:

 

 

-Jersey. ;)

Rant: Scary Christmas Music.

Ahh. November- A month of Pumpkins, Turkey, and what many people prefer to consider: "The official start of the Holiday Season."- That's what the people aren't completely out of their right mind agree upon anyhow. If you consider the Holiday Season to be the beginning of September, I ask of you to refer to previous Rants. ^^U
Ahh, as Christmas approached swiftly, you begin to hear the familiar sounds of  the Winter season: The complaining, brought to you by Jersey, the constant whining of your family members shouting: "I want this! No, no! I want that!" And the worst of all- The jolly tunes of Music. Christmas Music.
I understand, many you are likely reading this, expecting me to continue with this Post in complaining- "Christmas Music is boring! Why are there so many cover songs this day in age!?" "Christmas Music sucks!" Ahh, am I right? Luckily for you, I am covering a diverse topic of the wretch sound, one that I am sure that you have never heard of previously- "Is Christmas Music truly 'Jolly?'"
What am I speaking of, you ask? Ahh, allow me to explain!: Recently, I have been, Ehh, "examining" a select few of the most popular Christmas songs accompanied by their lyrics, and have come to a conclusion: Christmas Music is not happy! It's scary!
Why do I figure this? I could name thousands of reasons supporting my thesis!: For starters, many of these songs toy with the thought of death? Ever notice this before? Yes, you could argue that I listen to music with similar concepts year round- Though this is Christmas, for crying out loud! How about the multiple Creepers in the "brilliant" stories? In fact, I often stumble upon the thought of Creature Feature- Yes, the creepy Halloween-inspired band- having the ability of writing a better Christmas song than they could a Halloween! No, not even this- They could take any one of their given songs, and I bet it'd still have even the slightest bit of a similar concept as any selection of Christmas tunes- Creepiness! D8
Okay, even after listing these logical points, I'm sure you think that I am out of my bloody mind, correct? Aha, think again! Over the weeks, I have collected a list of "delightful" songs which are classically sung in the Christmas Season, and put much time into finding a solution to my questions: "Why is Christmas Music Scary?"

"Frosty The Snowman!": Ahh, we must all know this song, yes? The "cheery" tune telling the tale of a friendly Snowman who comes to life one day, and plays in the cold snow among a group of children? Ahh, isn't that such a happy story, right? No! Wrong! Why is this, you ask? To begin- Is it natural for a giant Snowman to randomly grow a vocal box and start chatting with surrounding people? No! And, is it very kind to randomly follow this poor group of children around? No! That's called "Stalking," kids- And "Stalking," is what I like to call "Illegal." No wonder he dashed out of that town so quickly- it was the midst of Winter, he wasn't worried that he was going to melt! He was trying to escape the law- What are we teaching kids, these days!?
"Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow!": No matter when, where, or exactly what time of the year it may be, Blizzards are a rather terrifying experience, in which there is nothing besides snow falling from the dark sky, obstructing your vision, and falling at depths further than one mere foot, which is a pain once the storm has passed. Now, why do I find this song scary? The author behind these lyrics is not merely singing- He is glorifying the thought of having snowstorm! Now, how is that logical?- It's adding insult to a traumatic experience! What the flip? Ahh, "Let Is Snow" to you too, mister!
"Santa Claus Is Coming To Town!": What are my personal viewpoints on Santa Claus? Ahh, he is likely the most terrifying portion of the horrific jumble of Christmas Music, and even the most horrifying himself. Look!: "He sees you when you're sleeping?" What? How? "He knows when you're awake?" Okay, I'm a tad curious- How does one obtain such personal information? Are you puzzled? Hah, that's quite alright- 'Cause I shall tell you how! Santa Claus, just as the evil Snowman we have been taught of previously, is a Stalker. Once again children, shall I remind you: "Stalking" is not socially acceptable in a modern society! Why are we letting toddlers listen to such nightmarish "Music?"
"Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer!": Okay, are you blind, people? When exactly was the last time that you saw a Reindeer prancing with glee, with a bright red, glowing excuse for a nose? When was the last time you saw a Reindeer, for that matter? Are you sick, or just oblivious? He's sick! Take him to a flipping Vet! Oh, and you try to argue that he's "not sick," then fine! He's an alien! Either way- It's not natural!
"Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer!": Okay, this song is purely absurd, as far as I am concerned! It's called logic! The song sounds so very cheery, with the slight touch of humor, right? Wrong! Consider it!: When was the last time you got run over by a Reindeer, as they carried a Sleigh weighing nearly a ton alone, along with the fact that it is bearing a giant mysterious Stalker in a bright red suit, and a sack carrying presents for every single kid in the entire world? I'm sure you can't answer this question with a truthful "Yes," for it defies the laws of physics!- If a person were to get trampled by a hoofed Reindeer, carrying so much extra weight- You would not live to tell the tale! Spoiler Alert: The same goes for Grandma! O:
"The Grinch": I shall end my list of examples with on this note: This song is literally explaining the tale of a tall, hairy Green-Man who comes down you're chimney in the midst of the night to steal all of your Christmas presents and decorations, all while he is abusing his poor old dog who is randomly dressed as a Reindeer creature? What the heck? Why does Christmas have so many Stalkers? They're all Christmas-Stalkers, I tell you!

I could even go on with this list- For miles! Unfortunately, we must continue with the Ranting process, which means:
Now, do you understand where I am going with this? Yes? No? Do I still continue to sound as if I am out of my mind? Or, have I just put far too much time than necessary into this? Either way, I'm sure that I've ruined Christmas, or Christmas Music at the least for most of you, which I suppose an apology is in order for. ^^U I've merely had this thought got quite some time- Too much time!- And figured it was the correct time and place to write out my opinions on the thought on paper, and into words. Expect more Rants in the future! Of course, until then: Go forth! Be Merry! And I beg of you- Beware of the Scary Music!

  -Jersey. :)

That Terrifying Moment When:

That terrifying moment when you're casually browsing throughout DeviantART, and then you're abruptly asked if you wished to "Open" or "Save" a rather odd, and quite random File, when you never attempted to start a Download in the first place.
Great, now I've likely got a Virus on my Computer. Whoo. :I (Now I have to Scan with Sophos for Three hours. Fun.)

Honestly?

Ahh, remember that Post I had shared with you recently? The one concerning my rather disturbing discoveries of "Blogger Malware?" Yes? Ahh, they seem to be at it again, this time, feature a Sofa, and a Cold Beverage-Cooler. Wow, these Warrior Cats are amazing, ehh?
Gosh. ಠ_ಠ

Cripes!

Okay, I woke up this morning to check my Blogger Dashboard for any possible updates, merely to find a Post on a Blog entitled "Warrior Cats Story" with no spaces included, whatsoever, and writing about a- Yes, you guessed it!- Coffee Maker! A Black and Decker model, to be exact.
Okay, what? I find multiple troubles with that statement- For starters, the obvious- It's called "Warrior Cats Story," pulled directly from the Boom Series, and yet we're on the topic of Coffee Makers? Ahh, you're right, I heard that was currently popular in the Fandom- It's supposed to make the obsessive, moronic fans less stupid. -_- Continuing with that statement, the fact that a Warrior Cats Fan-Fiction is on my, of all peoples' Dashboards is rather odd- Considering that I do not read, and have absolutely not plans to start reading Warriors Fan-Fiction anytime in the near- And distant- Future. So, why was it placed under my Followed Blogs? Okay, I understand: "Jersey, why are you even bothering to tell us your ridiculous story? It has no use to us, does it?" Ahh, you see, this is not a story- It is a warning. Out of curiosity, and suspicion of a possible Virus or Scam, I figured that I take my chances with my iPod, to see exactly what it was. Cautiously, I clicked upon the site, and just as soon as it at last loaded the Webpage, I was swiftly redirected to a second. As you can guess, I did not stick around long enough to see exactly what it was, though I did get a slight glance of the link. The first portion was a selection of random numbers, and the second was a "Biz" type of link. I'm not exactly sure what type of attack this could be, though it could be similar to what is shown here in this video below, by SophosLabs. ^.^:

All in all, be careful, and in the case that you do see a Post on your Dashboard even the slightest bit similar to my experience, do not click to see more! Take caution, and keep Blogging! (Wow, what a lame way to end the Post. :I) Err, and remember: Only 59 days until Christmas! :)

-Jersey 8I

"Trouble- By Thousands!"

 Slowly regaining consciousness from my dreamless slumber, I sluggishly licked my obviously drooling chops, and wiped my sleepy eyes.
    “Blegh, eck!” I muttered such gibberish to myself, still continuing to become aware of the surroundings of my room. “Ack!” Shaking the drowsiness out of my head, I pulled myself into a slight, sitting position. “Ugh. Huh, M’ hungry.” Climbing out of my sheets, I peered over to the far right of the room, my eyes suddenly locking on the dark figure standing suspiciously in the corner closest to the entrance.
    “What the?-” I squinted my eyes, staring dubiously at the shape of the mysterious cat, in desperate search of familiar body-language, and silently hoping for a slight glint of light, which would allow me to peer at their design. This cautious exploration of  the shady outline continued for a few more minutes, when I at last, came to my senses.
    “Snake, what in the world are you doing in my room?” I barked at him unamused, expecting a ridiculous response which would result in me having to give him a whack upside the head. I glared at him, whom I noticed, was acting oddly calm compared to his regular, spontaneous personality. In fact, he hadn’t even attempted to reply to my question! He merely stood there with a blank expression of confusion obviously painted across his face. “Okay, Snake. I understand, that for some strange reason you’re under the impossible impression that we’re the best of friends. Yes, believe it or not, I’ve picked that up, and I mean no offense to you when I say this, but- I don't want your filthy, grimy paws crawling throughout my room! Now, if you don’t mind- Get out!” I scolded the foolish Tom sternly, waving my arms wildly through the air in a pitiful rage, certain that I would startle a response out of him- Preferably him running his dirty paws out my door. I waited a moment, though my ears were greeted with silence, as the Tom continued to stand pathetically against the wall.
    I sighed, swiftly losing every bit of patience I had remaining. “ If you won’t leave at your own will, than I shall force you to go!” Dragging myself out of the comfortable bed, I wearily staggered towards the moron standing right before me, wrapped my paws around his shoulders, and began to march him out the entrance, and back into the realms of his own, private quarters of the house. Once we had at last arrived, I stared down at him grimly.
    “Snake, I’m bringing you here because frankly, I don’t want to deal with you! I couldn’t care less of what you do for the rest of the night- Just keep away from my path- And my room!” Shoving him in the entryway of his own chambers and vigorously slamming the door behind him, I began to trek my way back down the distant hall, palming my face as I attempted to digest what I had just witnessed. Snake clearly wasn’t acting like his rambunctiously despicable self. In fact, I could even label him as appearing as if he was  “possessed.” Whatever just occurred, I figured that it’d be best just to forget it and continue with my original quest- Replenishing my grumbling stomach. Waddling my way towards the top of the steps, I carelessly hopped from stair-to-stair, and just as the final step approached, I conclusively pounced into the air as high as I possibly could, and promptly landed on the ground with a strident “Thud!” on my destination floor. With mischief clouding my gaze, I hastily began to rush towards the Kitchen region, when I abruptly heard a faint mumbling, and observed the pale, casted light which grew brighter with each step I took closer to my objective.
    “Please let me clarify before we begin! Am I getting under your skin?” Hearing an unidentifiable voice emitting from the space, I sauntered puzzledly through the dim lighted doorway, curiously pondering who besides myself was awake at such a late hour in the night.
    “Your disposition seems a trifle bland!”
    Glimpsing at my nightly acquaintance, I gasped in shock: It was Snake. Narrowing my eyes, Snake, obviously not noticing my build nosily peeking at his every movement, he continued serenading the “mystery-meat” sandwich he was constructing on the counter next to him. He piled a few pieces of  browning lettuce onto his creation, and with a smack, he topped his meal off with a piece of visibly stale bread.
    “It’s time you learn ‘How To Serve, Man!’” He screeched as he swiped the foul excuse for a snack into his vulgar paws, and violently glomped a piece off of the revolting grub. “Hahah!” Good grief. Considering that he was back to his detestable, stupid-minded self, I presumed that it’d be logical to confront the half-witted idiot about the events which took place earlier in the night.
    “Hey!-” I called towards him, crossing my arms and tapping my foot irritably, as I watched him toss his grueling creation back on the dirty counter, and turn around to face me.
    “Oh, I wasn’t expecting to meet you here, Blaze! Would you like me to make you a sandwich, too? Heh, they are my specialty.” He grinned senselessly at me, as I waved my hand up in disagreement.
    “Not in a lifetime, Snake! I prefer to know what type of meat I’m shoving in my face- Of course, that is, if you can even call that vile grime ‘meat’- Or ‘edible,’ for that matter!”
    “Ahah! Suit yourself, Blaze!” He giggled with a horrid sense of happiness, as he grabbed the bag containing the biowaste of what was supposedly meat, and  disorderedly lobbed the contents back in the fridge, and gradually regained volume in his ludicrous singing, and speed in his dreadful frolicking of delight.
    “Snake, I need to ask y!-” I implored.
    “Beware, the bumps in the night! The shadows on your wall! The nightmares of your youth!” He continued happily, deaf to the evident shake of urgency in my voice.
    “Snake! Shut up!” I rolled my eyes in pure displeasure, holding back the powerful desire to ferociously kick the absurd fool. “I must ask you a question, now!”
    “A question? For me? Ahh, please keep going, Blaze! Hah, I am all ears!” Great, I had at last, caught his attention. I exhaled, breathing away the impatience and hatred I had directed towards him.
    “Why were you in my room earlier, tonight? And how is it even possible that you strolled your way downstairs before I did? I had literally just thrusted you in your own room by the time I had strided my way to the bottom step!” I blurted out, being as unsubtle as I possibly could. By the bewildered expression sewn across his muzzle, I could tell that this wasn’t going to conclude too well.
    “I wasn’t in your room?” He tilted his head as he spoke, gaping at me in mystical wonder.
    “Yes you were! I saw you- You didn’t speak to me, of course- But I still saw you!” I yelled back in a bitter struggle to defend myself.
    “Heheh, I wasn’t in your room, Blaze. In fact, I’ve been wandering down here throughout the entire night. I’m not sure what exactly you saw Blaze, but don’t blame me! Hey, what if you’ve gone insane? Good luck!” Though he collapsed to the floor in a fit of  laughter due to the thought of my possible madness, my reaction was much of a contrast. What if, for the first time in his wretched life, Snake was correct about such a serious topic? What else could possibly explain me seeing an alternative, and tranquil version of Snake? Staring blankly, I walked my way out of the Kitchen and plopped myself emptily atop a couch in the Living Room located in the next room over. I had completely lost the remaining appetite I had after watching Snake eat his gruesome concoction he referred to as a “sandwich,” and now the only thought on my mind was the frightening truth- The constant trials I underwent, the days spent in silence, and even my past- They had caught up to me. I’ve delved into a deep psychosis, and there was no possible way that I could turn back time now. It was too late.
    As I sat, I noticed a shadowy movement in the corner of my eye. Twisting my head in the direction of the source, I observed as Snake paced into the room- No, not the Mr. Sunglasses that we all know and love, but one of the terrifying pieces of my imagination I had spotted previously in my room. Jumping backwards in alarm, I gulped as I saw another Snake enter my gaze.
    “Snake! Help me!” I called in astonishment and disbelief that those awful words had just escaped my lips. “Snake?” I continued pleading to who I thought was ‘true’ Snake, and eventually, after what had felt like endless hours, he casually ambled in the room.
    “Yes, Blaze?” He questioned, utterly and downright oblivious to his two twins sharing space in the area.
    “Look! You’re there! And there!” Sweating profusely, I violently waved and pointed my paws uncontrollably in the direction of the two outlines standing before me. “Don’t you see? Ahh-Ah!”
    “Oh, that’s what you were talking about!” Snake began to chuckle in amusement, as I continued to charade Sunglass-face with gestures steered towards his doppelgangers.
    “Awh, Blaze! Calm down, buddy! I understand  your rambling now!” He proclaimed cheerfully, and I, for a brief moment, spun my head away from the two- No, three!-  Snake’s closing in on us. “You see, I recently found a Cloning Machine lying around, and of course, I  needed to test it! I was going to ask you to volunteer, but had accidentally clicked a button before I had even gotten the slightest chance, and- Boom! Suddenly, there are thousands- Of me! Isn’t it great? You’re not insane, you’re completely normal, pal!” He gave me a pat on the back, still palpably amused by my horrendous, eye-watering fear.
    “Wha- Clones? Thousands? Of you?” I mumbled, unable to believe what my ears were being exposed to. Snake was joking, right? This was merely just a stunt to scare me, yes?
    “Yes! Haha, no insane Blazes’ here!” He continued smiling goofily, pride shining in his eyes as he gaped at his “wonderful” creation. “Look at them! They’re beautiful!” He boasted smugly. I blinked in shock once more, and like a train revving speedily on the tracks- It hit me.
    “No! Ahh!”
    I jolted up from my nightmarish sleep, the sunlight shimmering through my windows peacefully, and who besides Snake, peering over me as I hyperventilated in terror. I opened my jaw to question him on why he was in my room, but my words were replaced by wheezes.
    “Oh boy, Blaze, are you okay? We took note, you were tossing and turning throughout the  duration night- In fact, we even heard you whimpering in fright at a certain point! What happened to you?”
    I ignored his question in time to catch my breath, and recollect my thoughts. “Err, it was just nightmare, that’s all.” I flopped back down, still stunned by what I had just experienced. What a petrifying dream! As if having one Snake lying around uselessly isn’t as terrible as it is! I held my chest, attempting to relax my breathing. “I’m okay.”
    “Thank gosh! Words cannot express how nervous we were for you!” He wiped his brow with a sigh, and gave me a pat on the top of my head. “Guys, you’re allowed to come in now, Blaze is fine!” Snake called out the door, and I, expecting Tornado and Silvester to scamper in, closed my eyes in relief. It was merely a dreadful nightmare. I hadn’t the slightest burden to fear for. I was safe.
    “Okay, Blaze, I know this is going to appear awkward at first, but please- Hear us out!” This didn’t sound comforting. I opened my eyes, and instead of being greeted by the company of my brother and best-friend, I saw only Snake- Three of him, to be exact. “You see, I had come across a Cloning Machine, and-”
    Spacing out, I groaned in rising anxiety. I had just dodged a rapid bullet in my luck that such a ghastly ‘fate’ halted into an appalling dream and as much as I wished it to be true, this wasn’t a nightmare- It was nothing besides the truth, and I had no choice but to accept it.
“All of you, get your slimy paws out of my room!”

What in the World?

This is quite an odd situation I'm in as of now, and I am not exactly sure how I sure react: Confusion, or Fright. You see, I was casually browsing about a fellow Blogger's Profile, reading their Introduction and such. Once my reading was completed, I figured that it'd be logical to take a preview at their Blog, in the case that I had spoken to them previously on DeviantART or YouTube. I scrolled over the link, and me, being my worrisome self, locked my eyes upon the "Html" portion of the link, but then with a shrug, I shook the fear away: I remembered, all sites must have Html located in their coding, for without such Script, the site would be presumed unusable. In fact, even this very site you are visiting now, has Html. Going back to the story, I promptly clicked the link, and watched as the screen flashed, attempting to load the site. I kept my patience, when abruptly- I was directed to an odd Webpage, warning me of malicious content directed on the Webpage. -I know what you're thinking: "Jersey, what are you freaking out for? it's just Sophos Antivirus doing it's job- To protect your Computer from danger!" Ahh, mind you: I never in my life, have seen an Antivirus such as this. It was an oddly-shaded, bright Red page- Alternate compared to Sophos's cool, calm, Blue and White page. I'm assuming that this may be a feature of Windows Defender, which for some odd reason appears to be quite active on my Computer, though a bit paranoid, that this could be a form of Rogueware. No matter, I am a bit puzzled, as to why a Blogspot has been caught with Malware- Yes, I understand that no domain is entirely clean and safe, tough Blogger was the once the least of my concerns. I suppose I should be a bit more careful, now- Or Scan with Sophos, to be sure it's not a bit of Rogueware. Err, I'm going to go freak out now, so, until next time:

-Jersey

Mystery-Meat.

Mystery-Meat Sandwiches: Snake's new favorite snack.

(Disclaimer: Meat may contain Silvester.)

Huh.

"Is bacon a proper stocking-stuffer?" -Curtis. ;)

"Six Foot Deep."

Here's a Halloween and Horror-themed song by none other than the infamous Creature Feature that you should certainly listen to!:

 

 

-Jersey

A Motivational Picture: Curtis Rx. :)

 

Uh, I don't have a witty comment to add to this, so, until next time:

-Jersey

Oh. My. Gosh. D8

I found an old Comment, done by me to interfere with two Bloggers who were having a ridiculous argument. Sounds logical, right? Heh, think again. Here's what I wrote:

 

"Ok if this is gonna be a big thing, I can start blocking ppl. [Name censored], Really, I think she know its for ppl older than 1st graders. She was saying she did it when she was in 1st grade .ppl calm down. And no i dont hate u.
NO ONE IS AGAINST U EITHER!!"

Shh, it's trying to communicate!

Okay, what the flip is this supposed to be? I'm being completely serious when I say this, but it 1literally took me a few minutes just to grasp the slightest idea of what I was talking about, and how I expected this stupid response to soothe the matters. Here's what I would've wrote if this happened in the modern day.

Okay, with all due respect, both of you are acting like utter morons. For a start, I'm sure that she is well-aware of the fact that it is for people who are far above the age of 1st Grade, especially after having you scream at her for it. She was merely stating a fact; She once was involved in the same media, except she was at the age of about 7 when she last did. Honestly, both of you need to calm down, before Jersey has to twack the stupidity out of your brains. Speaking of, now no one said they hated you, or that they are against you. Please be mature and do not merely assume, or else I'll have to knock a bit of sense into you. :/

Now, if you do not mind, please, let our chatting make like Alesana, and "This Conversation Is Over." :)

-Jersey.

 

  I need to go back in time and give Young-Jersey a slap for acting like such an idiot. :/

Anyhow, good riddance.

 

Only 802 until the Christmas of 2015! :)

I'm Not a Zombie, Either...

...But I feel like one. :)

I'm Not A Vampire...

...But I feel like one. :)

Honestly?

Sophos has Blocked so many dangerous or forced Web-Requests from the ridiculous and Malware-filled Ads on DeviantART, that its' Anti-Virus log for this month alone takes-up exactly 157 Pages on Microsoft Word, all in the Font size of 11.

Seriously? :I

-Jersey

Sideburns.

Why does he look like a Werewolf? XD

 

I found this one DeviantART, and I of course found it amusing. And what do I do with ridiculous, "Caption Pictures" I find across the Internet? I Post them here. <3

Oh, this reminds me: There are only 444 days until New Years Day. Of course, that depends on whether you're referring to New Years 2014, or New Years 2015.

Trolol, until then,

-Jersey

Curtis, It's Called "Nature."

 

Curtis: "There was a stirring in the clouds at night! A faint rumbling in the starless skies!"

Erik: It's called a 'Thunderstorm," Curtis. -_-

 

Curtis: "Something mysterious falls to the Earth! Maybe a Blessing, maybe a Curse?"

Erik: Curtis, it's called "Rain."

 

Okay, I found these jokes written in the Comments on lyrical videos for Creature Feature songs, and I figured that I'd might as well share them with you. Oh, and in other news: There are "only" 188 days until Easter. (I'm doing this to be obnoxious, and I hope you know that. XD)

Until then;

-Jersey

New Layout: Halloween! :)

Yes, you've read the Title right: I figured that since there are only Seventeen days left until Halloween, the frightening night of ghoulish scares and delights- As I said in my last Post, I've been listening to too much Creature Feature Lately, don't blame me!- That I might as well update the Blogs' appearance before it was too late. You're going to be seeing a lot  of Black and Orange from now on. XD I have changed the Background to a more fitting scene, too, as you're able to see below:

Venus is officially named the Living Pumpkin. Called it. XD

Speaking of Birthdays!- Hah, see what I did there?- Shawn Milke's Birthday was yesterday

 Oh, in other news, there are "only" 72 days left until Christmas arrives. I'd better grab my Santa hat.
Now! Watch this Video!:

Did you enjoy?
That's all for now, guys! :)

-Jersey

 

 

(-BaD-BlooD-): Happy Halloween! 8)

As the days begin to end, and the October month passes slowly and cautiously, it is quite obvious that my inspiration and motivation directed towards Artwork goes up, and through the roof, because of one, mere Holiday- Ahh, Halloween, a night of delightful thrilling, scares, and purely disgusting delights- Horrors. This is the one portion of the year, in which I may work on regular, Horror-themed genre and style of Artwork without being harshly judged or accused for doing so- It is the spookiest time of the year, after all. As you can see from above, I surely did not waste my chances this year either, for I have once again, created one of the single goriest and nauseating pieces I have produced. Password- Roaming throughout a cemetery of thoughts, passing the graves of his once beautiful mate Dusk, signifying her foul death, and Venus, signaling the terrible loss of the brotherly relation Password and Venus had once shared. Password, of course, continues to smirk in the sake of his dignity as he challenges such painful memories, which I may remind, takes plenty of talent on his part- For it is difficult to smile, when you've got your entrails falling onto the crisp, moonlit ground below.

Now, I'm sure you're wondering, "Jersey, what is it that compelled you to depict such a cruel, upsetting, and just plainly revolting piece of Artwork?" The only answer I have for that question is, you'll have to blame Creature Feature, for that one. XD Here, listen to my inspiration behind the piece, here!:

 

 

-Jersey. ;)

No, no, no, no, no!--

Oh great- It's arrived.

My friend heard Christmas music over the radio!

You better run and take cover, The Ranting Season is right around the corner!

 

Wow, what was that? XD

-Jersey

Guess What!?

The Soda is kicking in! 8D

Wow, I have no idea what that just was. Ehh, carry on. XD

 

A "Merp" from Maxey, a hyper greeting from the wonderful Emlo, a flaily Squid-dance from the energetic Holly, and Kate, with a "meow," wants you to beware of the hamster apocalypse. Tony would say add to this important message, but he is too busy being a cat. XD

 

I need a life. And some cake. :/

 

-Jersey  

DoInk! D:

Ahh, so many great memories! I miss DoInk! D:

Okay, I'm sure many of you remember my devastation after DoInk.com shutdown its' services a year ago on the 15th of September, correct? Ahh, yes. And how us DoInkers went about the Website, screen-capping whatever we figured memorable, and wishing each other well in a bitter sweet fashion, hoping we'd meet again over DeviantART. Why am I bringing this up now, you ask? As you may know, I recently have had major Virus-troubles with my Computer, which resulted in having my entire Harddrive wiped, and I lost all of my Pictures, Videos, Music, and other various Files in its' reparation.  Of course, the File containing my old, DoInk Profile was in fact a Picture File, and  did in fact assume that I had lost that last bit of DoInk completely.

That was until, I was casually browsing the Blogs' older Archives, and found my Post saying my final farewells to DoInk. Guess what I found with that Post: My Profile screen-shot.

 

 

Now that I've at last found what I figured was gone for good, I'm not exactly sure if I should be excited, or depressed. Wow, there are so many wonderful memories tied to this one, simple Picture. D':

 

 

-Jersey

What the-?

I was on YouTube, watching an Alesana Video I found from the Warped Tour of 2008, when suddenly, I was redirected here.
On my Blog.
What?

Suddenly; Blogger. 8D

And that was the moment when I at last discovered: "Potatoes are not an instrument." O:
Hah, I, Jersey, am back to Blogging, and I am happy to confirm that I am Jersier that ever! (Ahh, see what I did there?) And as I return to the Blog I had temporally abandoned, I am pleased to announce that it is coming: As the clock continues to click, and the days written upon the calendar begin to pass us by, we all understand that it is impossible to avoid it. Happiness and "togetherness" draws nearer, until at last: The Ranting Season has arrived.
Haah! You were expecting me to say "The Holiday Season," weren't you?
As old Readers of mine have found out, though I do take pleasure in the holidays, there is never a year where I cannot find at least One flaw to complain about. Last year I was rather disgusted by "Black Friday" and the ridiculous Christmas commercials that arrived "right on time" in the midst f October. Oh, and who could forget holiday music, oh the music!
In fact, I am armed with such a large amount of ammo during this portion of the year that I've begun to call it "The Ranting Season;" when stupid never takes a rest.
Wow, that sounded better in my head. XD
Ahh, all in all, I am "back" to Blogging for the time being, and The season of Ranting is right around the corner! 8D
Great, now enjoy the amazing Benjamin Burnley! (Drawn by me, of course! ^.^)

Blaze Plush! :)

 

I haven't had the chance to Post this to the Blog's Archives at a sooner date or time, so I had might as well Post them now, in my free time, correct? :)

Yes, this is a hand-sewed Plush of my Character, Blaze. Heh, or Blaze's head, at the least. XD

I sure hope you enjoy! :)

 

-Jersey

New Character!: Sophos! :)

Name: Sophos. (Yes, inspired and based from the Anti-Virus. ^^U)
Gender: Tom-Cat/Male.
Age: Unknown.
Backstory: Sophos is native to the same exact Laboratory that Password was captured and held hostage within- Except that Sophos unlike Password, was born directly inside of the Lab. He was tested in different ways, the majority taking place within the functions of his Brain. The sinister scientists turned an innocent cat's mind into that which compares to a Computer System, though he is capable of excessively vivid emotion. He is not nearly as bold as Password, and his ultimate means for escape was during Password's attack, in which in a violent rage he crashed into his crate- Not to hurt the poor Tom, but in an aggressive way to help him and the many other experiments in the only way Password knew how to- Bloodshed. (Mind you this is just a summary, and I am skipping over a few key details. ^.^)
Personality: Though his is extremely friendly and chipper, he is also anti-social and it is terribly difficult for him to create new friends and allies. He is sensitive and does not enjoy fighting too much due to his weak-skills. He does not take criticism or bullies too well, though he is very thankful to the "unknown figure" which freed him from such a living hell within the Lab, even if he is a bully himself.
Trivia: He is fluent in Binary Code and Script/JavaScript, and has a severe case of Fear of Computer Viruses, though it is nearly impossible for him to catch one himself. He is wary of the environment, and is often known to "Malfunction." During these periods his actions are unpredictable, though his is popularly known to either attack the first figure in sight, or breakdown completely. His Theme Song is "The Bird and The Worm" by The Used. ^.^

It's not weird.

I am pondering the fact of creating Fan-Artwork in dedication of Sophos. Yes, Sophos the Antivirus.
...

It's not weird. XD

-Jersey

Uh Oh: I Did It Again.

Ahh! Ahh, the horror! Oh my gosh, this can't be happening! Oh my gosh, it's a Jersey!
Haha, very funny, guys. Yes, I love you too. -_-
Heh, moving on from that rather awkward Alesana reference, the Tilte shown above surprisingly enough has to do with the information which I am preparing to share with you. It is true, I did do it again. Now, the only question remaining is: What did I do, exactly? OwO Dun, Dun, Dun! :D
Heheh, a few of my older Readers may remember a Post I made nearly two years back on January 1st, 2012 of a small selection of Perler Bead crafts I had created? There you have it! That is what I did! And I have returned to haunt you with them once more! :)

 

Okay, this time I had merely crafted one piece, though that is besides the point. What is the point, you ask? I have definitely improved since the last set of Perler Crafts, Camera quality and neatness the same. I also talk to myself a bit too often. XD Whoops.

 

Which reminds me, you should totally watch this Video! Definitely one of my favorite scenes of all-time on NCIS! :)

 

Ziva is Up a Tree. :)

 

-Jersey

SOPA: Back and worse than ever!

Aha, yes, you did in fact read the rather menacing Title correctly: The infamous "Stop Online Piracy Act" or better and more popularly known as "SOPA," has chosen that it is time to make a bit of a comeback, and this time it appears stronger and possesses a greater punishment than the first  and original version of the Bill. How, you ask? Here, let's review the facts:

- Let's take a common scenario in which I have a sudden burst of inspiration, in creating a piece of Artwork which features a song which I especially admire. I complete piece and choose that it is logical to Submit my diligent work to DeviantART. With the SOPA Bill in action, I could not only end up charged with Copyright-Infringement, but arrested and thrown into Jail- Merely for doing just what I love: Art.
- Pretending that the previous situation did not just happen, I figure that with my abrupt lack of motivation, I would take pleasure in drawing a few select Characters from my favorite Books and Television Shows.  In doing this, I draw Firestar from Warriors, Max from Maximum Ride, and Leroy Jethro Gibbs from the hit-T.V Show, NCIS. I once again find it to be rational to Submit my careful work for the eyes of DeviantART to pleasantly witness. Of course, SOPA is once again in action within the scenario, and I once again may be charged for Copyright-Infringement when in reality, my Fan-Artwork did nothing more than to promote the Series.
-We could not forget the previous threats SOPA had in store for us, such as shutting-down Websites such as Google and Bing for dropping Links that may feature Copyrighted Material, or Wikipedia for simply speaking of these "forbidden" words. Many Sites are in danger of this grimy Bill, for example: Bing Services, Google Services, DeviantART, Tumblr, and just about any other Site which allows viewers to have a voice. Rather ridiculous, don't you agree?

Educate yourself on the "original" SOPA:

 

 

Sign a Petition to stop the wretched Bill in its tracks "Here!"

 

C'mon guys, we've stopped this Act multiple times beforehand! Lets do it once more! D:

"Quick, give me a Letter!"

Recently, I had asked my buddy Emlo to swiftly send me a Letter that I could use to help relief my block in inspiration. I would promptly select a Musician with that beginning Letter, then ask them to select a number between One and however many Albums they had produced. I'd take that Record-number, and request them to once more pick a number between One and however many Songs were featured on that Record. After doing those steps, the final number they choose is the Song that the Drawing in the works shall be based from. Of course, as we all have learned in one way or another, Emlo isn't exactly normal when it comes such inquires, and instead of Replying with a singular Letter, she instead sent me this.:

Dear Jersey,

You are an amazing Artist and an even better friend.

Yours Truly,

Emlo.

 

 

I have an interesting bunch of friends. XD

 

-Jersey

I want to smash HyperCam with a Sledgehammer. ;;

Yes, you did in fact read the Title correctly: HyperCam, popular in Screen-filming and a Program that I was once quite fond of, has shifted into a witless pain that cannot go without ruining the quality of my precious Videos!
Okay, first I believe that an Update is in order, before we can rightly continue in what will conclude as a maddening Rant.: At last, I summoned the courage to visit the  official Hyperonics Website and Download HyperCam 2, without even the slightest alert from my dear trusted Sophos, and the overall Installation process appeared to complete rather swiftly and apparently smoothly. Or so I thought.
In an honorable celebration of conquering that ridiculous fear of Downloading Software at any location on the Internet, I figured that I might as well record a Speedpaint of an idea I've held in the corners of my mind for quite some time now, featuring the song "What Goes Around," a cover sung by Alesana. To my dismay, this was not exactly the quality I had hoped for. Here, why don't you take a look for yourself?:

RAA.

RAAA.

RAAAA.

 

No! This my friend, is not what I call a "valuable" or "quality" Video! HyperFool cannot even capture the Shading to its' fullest, and whenever it does find a trace of the darker shades, they appear as an unattractive grainy texture. This is not acceptable, especially for a Video in "HD."

Let's not forget this special word.: Widescreen. Yes, Widescreen. Why in the world is my Speedpaint in Widescreen!?

Okay, I am completely willing to admit that I've always been irritated with my Videos and the sizing of the cropped Area, but now that I see the effect of this, I can't help but to strongly dislike the Setup. In fact, I could even go as far as saying that I hate the Widescreen concept. D:

Oh, oh! Oh! That is not all that I managed to dig-up on HyperCam! I have this strange suspicion that HyperCam may ultimately be the cause of that surprise case of unresolvable Adware I had gotten at an earlier date! How can I rightly make such accusations? HyperCam happens to be involved or connected with the Incredibar Toolbar, a Browser Hijacker that is extremely difficult to remove. Un-coincidentally, Incredibar is also associated with CouponDropDown, which is the less than wonderful sponsor behind the wretched Ads.

Might I add, Incredibar can be added to the endless list of Applications Norton did not detect, ranking with "ShopAtHome," "CouponDropDown," "Stij," "Keyloggers" and plenty other vile creations that even I hadn't found for myself. Ooh, we cannot forget what Norton did detect, such as the multiple Trojans, and the infamous Backdoor: Both of which the Software failed to rid my Files of.

Jersey! Stop that! You starting to blame No-

Great work, Norton! You gave me the label of Fear of Computer Viruses, nearly destroyed my entire Computer as a whole system, allowed a Hacker to peer into my Files at whatever time they pleased, and even ruined my stellar Birthday-Streak! D:

Jersey! We're supposed to be talking about HyperC-

Hey, speaking of Birthdays, I do have an announcement which has absolutely nothing to do with HyperCam or this Rant whatsoever, but that is okay! :) Shawn Milke, the Lead-Singer of Alesana has his own Birthday coming up on October 13th, and even though it is quite some time until then, I would like to assure you ahead of time that I will  be creating a Drawing in honor of him, moderately due to my idiocy in forgetting Dennis and Shane's Birthday, though as you know, that is an entirely alternate story. ^^U

Jersey! Ffff!

Hah, October 13th, eh? I wonder how it'd be to have Birthday in October, the spookiest Month of the Year, on the 13th, the supposedly unluckiest number, on a Friday, or "Friday the 13th?" Haha, thankfully for him, his Birthday falls two days after that Friday, and lands on Sunday. My Birthday on the other hand, takes place two weeks before Shawn's on Friday the Fourth, in the case any of you happened to wonder. ^.^

Continuing to walk back onto track, the moral of this story is that Programs can get on my nerves rather easily, and I don't exactly favor Norton and its' "cause" of detecting 25 Percent of Viruses, and deleting none of them.

And Shawn Milke's Birthday is on October 13th.

The End.

Wow, I literally had you read that entire, pointless Rant for an unfocused and senseless conclusion. To make this slightly worthwhile, I strongly recommend you watch this Video. I understand that I've shared it with each of you already, but I can't help but to laugh each time I watch it. XD

Go!:

 

 

-Jersey