I Was Reading.

Ahh, in a state of boredom I chose to amuse myself in looking back at the Ancient Archives of 2011, merely to see what has changed since then, and compare the Past Jersey to the Present Jersey. Logical, yes? Ahh, it was wonderful, until I started to read the Posts I had presented.

Is it odd that now I have the sudden urge to build a Time Machine and travel back to that very year, and beat the Past Jersey to death with a lead pipe and an English Dictionary?

My goodness, it's an English Teacher's worse nightmare. It's a wonder on how I managed to pass in Writing that year, for I'm sure that my stories weren't much of an improvement. Heh, I wonder if I ever wrote "U" or "Dis" in my formal papers for School. Now that is a mystery.

Next time a foolish Deviant on DeviantART questions my formality on the site, I swear, I am directing them to Archives following 2011. That is that. :)

Err, continuing from that! ^^U

I understand that I am a tad bit early as I say this, though I have my reasons. Ready?

Happy Thanksgiving! (And Second DoInkerversary for Me! :))

Hah, yes! I do hope that once the Holiday arrives, you do have a wonderful day! Here is a drawing- And the Blog's New Background- To honor the day!:

 

 

Now, I'm sure you're confused, yes? Ahh. You see, Snake was upset when he found that on Thanksgiving, the starring role was the Turkey, and nothing more. This wasn't fair to Snake, being a casual Thanksgiving Chef! Was it? Mystery-Meat tasted better than an ordinary Turkey, too! In his anger, her gave himself Turkey Feathers. Thankfully for Snake, it doesn't take a genius to know not to touch that "Turkey". XD

 

"From carving Pumpkins to carving Turkey's, at least we still get to play with knives".

-Curtis Rx. Those are wise words to follow, my friend. XD

 

-Jersey. ;)

 

Yo!

Sitting here in Band Class.

Like a flipping' Boss. BD

Here, have a Curtis, 'cause I've nothing better to do. :I

So Beautiful.

 

This is one of the most amazing .Gifs I have ever seen in my entire, Internet-Life. In fact, this amuses my short attention-span even more than the one of Shawn Milke stealing Dennis's sandwich.

Goodness, I want to pet his flippin' Sideburns. 8D

Uhh, this Post is uhh, odd.

-Jersey. ;)

Gahh!

Why is it that Hypercam can't record in a Filing Format that Movie Maker doesn't have to take an hour to Process? For crying out loud, I am beginning to believe that PMVs. or should I even stretch as far as AMVs, would be easy to do compared to a simple Speedpaint!

For crying out loud. :/

Ahh, while I am at it, wish me luck! Hopefully, Hypercam won't screw with my Files, and turn my recordings into a grainy mess.

Jeez.

 

-Jersey.

Victory! 8D

Hey! You must remember each of the Posts I had previously created, each of which concerning the malicious acts of a Virus-Coded Blog that had displayed itself on my very Dashboard? Yes? Ahah, I've got wonderful news to tell! I had recently Reported it's malice to the Blogger Help systems, and you guessed it- The Blog has since been removed entirely! Isn't that great? :)

 

I'm happy now. Here, have a Shawn Milke.:

 

 

-Jersey. ;)

Rant: Scary Christmas Music.

Ahh. November- A month of Pumpkins, Turkey, and what many people prefer to consider: "The official start of the Holiday Season."- That's what the people aren't completely out of their right mind agree upon anyhow. If you consider the Holiday Season to be the beginning of September, I ask of you to refer to previous Rants. ^^U
Ahh, as Christmas approached swiftly, you begin to hear the familiar sounds of  the Winter season: The complaining, brought to you by Jersey, the constant whining of your family members shouting: "I want this! No, no! I want that!" And the worst of all- The jolly tunes of Music. Christmas Music.
I understand, many you are likely reading this, expecting me to continue with this Post in complaining- "Christmas Music is boring! Why are there so many cover songs this day in age!?" "Christmas Music sucks!" Ahh, am I right? Luckily for you, I am covering a diverse topic of the wretch sound, one that I am sure that you have never heard of previously- "Is Christmas Music truly 'Jolly?'"
What am I speaking of, you ask? Ahh, allow me to explain!: Recently, I have been, Ehh, "examining" a select few of the most popular Christmas songs accompanied by their lyrics, and have come to a conclusion: Christmas Music is not happy! It's scary!
Why do I figure this? I could name thousands of reasons supporting my thesis!: For starters, many of these songs toy with the thought of death? Ever notice this before? Yes, you could argue that I listen to music with similar concepts year round- Though this is Christmas, for crying out loud! How about the multiple Creepers in the "brilliant" stories? In fact, I often stumble upon the thought of Creature Feature- Yes, the creepy Halloween-inspired band- having the ability of writing a better Christmas song than they could a Halloween! No, not even this- They could take any one of their given songs, and I bet it'd still have even the slightest bit of a similar concept as any selection of Christmas tunes- Creepiness! D8
Okay, even after listing these logical points, I'm sure you think that I am out of my bloody mind, correct? Aha, think again! Over the weeks, I have collected a list of "delightful" songs which are classically sung in the Christmas Season, and put much time into finding a solution to my questions: "Why is Christmas Music Scary?"

"Frosty The Snowman!": Ahh, we must all know this song, yes? The "cheery" tune telling the tale of a friendly Snowman who comes to life one day, and plays in the cold snow among a group of children? Ahh, isn't that such a happy story, right? No! Wrong! Why is this, you ask? To begin- Is it natural for a giant Snowman to randomly grow a vocal box and start chatting with surrounding people? No! And, is it very kind to randomly follow this poor group of children around? No! That's called "Stalking," kids- And "Stalking," is what I like to call "Illegal." No wonder he dashed out of that town so quickly- it was the midst of Winter, he wasn't worried that he was going to melt! He was trying to escape the law- What are we teaching kids, these days!?
"Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow!": No matter when, where, or exactly what time of the year it may be, Blizzards are a rather terrifying experience, in which there is nothing besides snow falling from the dark sky, obstructing your vision, and falling at depths further than one mere foot, which is a pain once the storm has passed. Now, why do I find this song scary? The author behind these lyrics is not merely singing- He is glorifying the thought of having snowstorm! Now, how is that logical?- It's adding insult to a traumatic experience! What the flip? Ahh, "Let Is Snow" to you too, mister!
"Santa Claus Is Coming To Town!": What are my personal viewpoints on Santa Claus? Ahh, he is likely the most terrifying portion of the horrific jumble of Christmas Music, and even the most horrifying himself. Look!: "He sees you when you're sleeping?" What? How? "He knows when you're awake?" Okay, I'm a tad curious- How does one obtain such personal information? Are you puzzled? Hah, that's quite alright- 'Cause I shall tell you how! Santa Claus, just as the evil Snowman we have been taught of previously, is a Stalker. Once again children, shall I remind you: "Stalking" is not socially acceptable in a modern society! Why are we letting toddlers listen to such nightmarish "Music?"
"Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer!": Okay, are you blind, people? When exactly was the last time that you saw a Reindeer prancing with glee, with a bright red, glowing excuse for a nose? When was the last time you saw a Reindeer, for that matter? Are you sick, or just oblivious? He's sick! Take him to a flipping Vet! Oh, and you try to argue that he's "not sick," then fine! He's an alien! Either way- It's not natural!
"Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer!": Okay, this song is purely absurd, as far as I am concerned! It's called logic! The song sounds so very cheery, with the slight touch of humor, right? Wrong! Consider it!: When was the last time you got run over by a Reindeer, as they carried a Sleigh weighing nearly a ton alone, along with the fact that it is bearing a giant mysterious Stalker in a bright red suit, and a sack carrying presents for every single kid in the entire world? I'm sure you can't answer this question with a truthful "Yes," for it defies the laws of physics!- If a person were to get trampled by a hoofed Reindeer, carrying so much extra weight- You would not live to tell the tale! Spoiler Alert: The same goes for Grandma! O:
"The Grinch": I shall end my list of examples with on this note: This song is literally explaining the tale of a tall, hairy Green-Man who comes down you're chimney in the midst of the night to steal all of your Christmas presents and decorations, all while he is abusing his poor old dog who is randomly dressed as a Reindeer creature? What the heck? Why does Christmas have so many Stalkers? They're all Christmas-Stalkers, I tell you!

I could even go on with this list- For miles! Unfortunately, we must continue with the Ranting process, which means:
Now, do you understand where I am going with this? Yes? No? Do I still continue to sound as if I am out of my mind? Or, have I just put far too much time than necessary into this? Either way, I'm sure that I've ruined Christmas, or Christmas Music at the least for most of you, which I suppose an apology is in order for. ^^U I've merely had this thought got quite some time- Too much time!- And figured it was the correct time and place to write out my opinions on the thought on paper, and into words. Expect more Rants in the future! Of course, until then: Go forth! Be Merry! And I beg of you- Beware of the Scary Music!

  -Jersey. :)

That Terrifying Moment When:

That terrifying moment when you're casually browsing throughout DeviantART, and then you're abruptly asked if you wished to "Open" or "Save" a rather odd, and quite random File, when you never attempted to start a Download in the first place.
Great, now I've likely got a Virus on my Computer. Whoo. :I (Now I have to Scan with Sophos for Three hours. Fun.)