Tuesday, August 13, 2013

I confess.

Boo! Hah, did I scare you?
No? Heh, moving on from that rather, "awkward situation", I surprisingly enough in fact have a bit of useful information which I unfortunately have to bring, which in turn will end my "streak."
I am virtually positive that many of you may remember that reasonably unforgettable Post I had first shared a number of long, tiring months before, in the midst of May? Yes, the one in which I pranced about merrily, acting as if I were a complete and utter fool, exclaiming left-and-right my pure intellect and awesomeness for remembering the one and only, Adam Gontier's Birthday? Hah, why that was an exciting day if I do say so myself, for I had at last proved you and your logical assumptions wrong! Hah! All wrong! 8D Yes, it is just too bad that such a wonderful streak must end this way.
What does this Post have to do with this supposed "streak," and what am I even muttering about in the first place, you ask? You see, it turns out that a few long weeks back, Dennis Lee's Birthday took place on July 19th, and I of course, was completely oblivious to the entire event. I did smack myself over the situation, though there wasn't too much I could do.: I had other Projects to be completed, and the 19th was far gone by that time.
In a few days following Dennis's Birthday, July 22nd had arrived, and as I casually browsed throughout the Internet without much of a point or motive, I discover news which ruined my entire Birthday-Streak as we know it.: Shane Crump, the Bassist who is addtionaly a member of Alesana had his own Birthday take place Two days following Dennis', on July 21st. What does this all represent, you ask? In a matter of a mere Three Days Grace, I forgot both Dennis and Shane's Birthdays. I'm not just a Loser,: I'm a Double Loser! D:
For those of you who may be pondering: No, I could not have quickly crafted a Speedpaint for Dennis and Shane, then deviously lied to each of you concerning my "exemplary" and "proficient" memory, merely begin the cycle of moronic prancing over again! Why is this? At that very moment, I was trapped within my "Don't Download Software! They're all against you!" Phase, in which I was too fearful to Download Hypercam. Yes, I understand, there is no need to point this out to me.: I can comprehend the fact that I am a complete and utter moron for this idiotic Stage which I am still suffering through, though I cannot control the stupidity behind the situation. It is all tied to my irrational and rather strange Fear of Computer Viruses, which was caused by none other than the unclever and untalented powers of Norton. Ahh, Norton! Let us all give a round of applause for Norton!: The Anti-Antivirus! The Program that brought me into this mess in the first place!
The Program that!- Wait, what is the point I am trying to expressing with this nonsense rambling? Oh, yes.: It's not truly my fault or my occasionally terrible memory that my nonexistent Birthday-Streak has concluded! It's all the fault of Norton!

Ahh, I have no clue of what I just typed, or what relevancy it has to do with the Birthdays of Alesana Members, or this ridiculous streak I once held. In fact, I believe that I just blew my own mind. XD
I have nothing more to add to my mumbling, so I suppose you can stop reading now. XD



-Jersey.





I wonder if any of my Readers have found the Reference to a song by Red hidden in the Title? OUO







Refrigerators.



How did I not notice this earlier?

How is it that I am just noticing that my Blogger Username is "Jerseydevilfreak," which is entirely diverse compared to my typical "Jerseydevil123."
Wow, I should begin logging on to Blogger more often than I do now. Even a fool would have noticed that variation.- Which explains plenty. XD

-JerseBLARGH.

Monday, August 12, 2013

Sinks, Sinks, Everywhere.


I am positive that most of my Readers haven't the slightest clue of what you just read, and what the fascination with "Sinks" are.
Sinks are everything.
Everything.
Continuing, this is Max and I, two of the best Bros around! :D
 
 
-Jersey

Friday, August 9, 2013

Wednesday, August 7, 2013

How is this?

How is it that I am just noticing the fact that somehow, I accidentally colored the normally, Sky-Blue Text of the most recent Post a Pitch-Black? Aha, I didn't even color the entire Post in such ways, only one sentence! 8D
Ahh, forget logic. XD

Tuesday, August 6, 2013

Ahh! D8

Why is it that Alesanana (Otherwise and more popularly known "Alesana." XD) Has to be complicated, and instead of having the traditional, Four-Piece Band, they must have a Band consisting of Six Band Memebers!? Six. Why can't they be simple in having a minute amount of Members that they withhold!? Six. Do not interpret me wrong, I love and support each of the amazing Band Members, but drawing each of them together in Full-Color? That is torture! D:
Huh, I wonder who's wise idea this was? Who would chose to foolishly, Traditionally-draw Six complicated people all in complete color? I wish to talk to this blundering idiot!
Jersey, you're the one that made that call. And the only person that comes to mind to craft a piece with such complication is you. I guess you'll just have to talk yourself, which shouldn't be all that hard. In fact, you're doing that right now, as you speak.
Jersey, don't you dare undermine me! You and I do what you and I want!
You're agree that you would take utter pleasure in creating a complicated, Traditionally-Styled piece featuring each member of Alesana, all done entirely in Full-Color? Trololol.
Shut up.
Okay, I haven't the slightest clue of what I just typed, and I'm sure you have no idea of what you just read. Great to hear that we're all on the same page! ^.^ (Yes, we are all on the same Page. The Home Page, to be exact. BD)
Wow, I have issues. XD Does anyone happen to have any Life Chips that I could possibly borrow? (Haha, Inside Jokes: For the Win! :D)

Continuing, while we're not on the topic of DeviantART or Art in general, is are any other Deviants reading this having strange issues with DeviantART and its' Servers? My Computer connection is absolutely fine, and it seems that the problem is caused by DeviantART itself. Am I the only one?

Ahh, so much for that break! Back to Alesanana!

-Jersey

Blargh!

Yes, you read the Title right: I've at last updated each piece of false and unnecessary information from both the "Blaze" and "Frequently Asked Questions" Pages and permitted Comments to be left on each of them! :)
Jersey? I thought the Tilte said "Blargh!," which clearly does not collaborate nor has the slightest bit of relation with updates concerning the Blogs' Pages.
Yes, you are absolutely correct. Your point? -3-
Okay, now that we've got the Talking-to-Myself bit down, I did sift through the information displayed on the older version of the Pages, and to my dismay, (Display; Dismay? Wow, I'm not a poet-And I knew that! ^.^U) Nearly every Question or Reference-Bit was completely inaccurate and quite frankly, made absolutely no sense whatsoever. My use of Grammar and English was horrific, I featured and chatted casually about characters which have since been "retired," and even a Question concerning my favorite Song or Songs was entirely inaccurate and did not comply the slightest bit with my modern or updated answer. Of course, I couldn't sit back and watch as the Pages did absolutely nothing, so I did what any Blogger would do: I updated each of them. I fixed the statistics placed conveniently on Blaze's Reference Page, I updated each of the Questions displayed on the Frequently Asked Questions Page, which including removing "retired" characters from the Questionnaire, using proper Grammar and English, and even updating my list of a few Songs which I particularly take joy and pleasure listening to. ^.^ (Don't ask me which three Songs I wrote down, 'cause I haven't the slightest clue. XD I might have accidentally forgotten. XD) I changed the Titles to what I find to be completely epic and quite amazing; "Character References: Blaze;" and who could ever forget: "Frequently Asked Questions: An Interview With Myself." XD   I am still in the process of crafting the "Featured Comments Page" and the slight chance of a "Music Page," though I haven't an estimate of their completion. D: There are new humorous and amusing Polls pasted on the Sidebar which are free for you to vote upon, and I can allow you to expect a new Rant to come from me soon, for recently while walking through the store, I found one of my greatest pet-peeves which is inspiring me to do so. :)
In other words: The Blog has plenty of activity going on as of now, and will hopefully all be completed soon. :)
Don't forget to peek at the updated Pages! :)

-Jersey