I'm Not a Zombie, Either...

...But I feel like one. :)

I'm Not A Vampire...

...But I feel like one. :)

Honestly?

Sophos has Blocked so many dangerous or forced Web-Requests from the ridiculous and Malware-filled Ads on DeviantART, that its' Anti-Virus log for this month alone takes-up exactly 157 Pages on Microsoft Word, all in the Font size of 11.

Seriously? :I

-Jersey

Sideburns.

Why does he look like a Werewolf? XD

 

I found this one DeviantART, and I of course found it amusing. And what do I do with ridiculous, "Caption Pictures" I find across the Internet? I Post them here. <3

Oh, this reminds me: There are only 444 days until New Years Day. Of course, that depends on whether you're referring to New Years 2014, or New Years 2015.

Trolol, until then,

-Jersey

Curtis, It's Called "Nature."

 

Curtis: "There was a stirring in the clouds at night! A faint rumbling in the starless skies!"

Erik: It's called a 'Thunderstorm," Curtis. -_-

 

Curtis: "Something mysterious falls to the Earth! Maybe a Blessing, maybe a Curse?"

Erik: Curtis, it's called "Rain."

 

Okay, I found these jokes written in the Comments on lyrical videos for Creature Feature songs, and I figured that I'd might as well share them with you. Oh, and in other news: There are "only" 188 days until Easter. (I'm doing this to be obnoxious, and I hope you know that. XD)

Until then;

-Jersey

New Layout: Halloween! :)

Yes, you've read the Title right: I figured that since there are only Seventeen days left until Halloween, the frightening night of ghoulish scares and delights- As I said in my last Post, I've been listening to too much Creature Feature Lately, don't blame me!- That I might as well update the Blogs' appearance before it was too late. You're going to be seeing a lot  of Black and Orange from now on. XD I have changed the Background to a more fitting scene, too, as you're able to see below:

Venus is officially named the Living Pumpkin. Called it. XD

Speaking of Birthdays!- Hah, see what I did there?- Shawn Milke's Birthday was yesterday

 Oh, in other news, there are "only" 72 days left until Christmas arrives. I'd better grab my Santa hat.
Now! Watch this Video!:

Did you enjoy?
That's all for now, guys! :)

-Jersey

 

 

(-BaD-BlooD-): Happy Halloween! 8)

As the days begin to end, and the October month passes slowly and cautiously, it is quite obvious that my inspiration and motivation directed towards Artwork goes up, and through the roof, because of one, mere Holiday- Ahh, Halloween, a night of delightful thrilling, scares, and purely disgusting delights- Horrors. This is the one portion of the year, in which I may work on regular, Horror-themed genre and style of Artwork without being harshly judged or accused for doing so- It is the spookiest time of the year, after all. As you can see from above, I surely did not waste my chances this year either, for I have once again, created one of the single goriest and nauseating pieces I have produced. Password- Roaming throughout a cemetery of thoughts, passing the graves of his once beautiful mate Dusk, signifying her foul death, and Venus, signaling the terrible loss of the brotherly relation Password and Venus had once shared. Password, of course, continues to smirk in the sake of his dignity as he challenges such painful memories, which I may remind, takes plenty of talent on his part- For it is difficult to smile, when you've got your entrails falling onto the crisp, moonlit ground below.

Now, I'm sure you're wondering, "Jersey, what is it that compelled you to depict such a cruel, upsetting, and just plainly revolting piece of Artwork?" The only answer I have for that question is, you'll have to blame Creature Feature, for that one. XD Here, listen to my inspiration behind the piece, here!:

 

 

-Jersey. ;)